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The Movember Bucket List

Today, I’d like to take a temporary break from my normal subject matter to thank everyone for their generous support and sponsorship of myself and my colleagues at Barton Willmore during our Movember fundraising efforts.

Clint, as my facial growth became to be known, had but a short time with us and by way of tribute to his departure today, I present below, in it’s entirety, his 30 day ‘Bucket List’ adventure! He will be missed.

November 1st: Mr and Mrs Bevan are pleased to announce a new addition to the family. His name is ‘Clint’ and he has taken up residence on Mr Bevan’s upper lip. Although Clint will only be with us for 30 days, he intends to lead a full and exciting life and has already started work on his ‘Bucket List’


November 2nd: Today, Clint got off to a flying start and surprised us all by Running with the Bulls at Pamplona!


November 3rd: Today, Clint travelled to Buenos Aires and learned to Tango!


November 4th: Today, Clint visited the Oktoberfest and got completely mullered!


November 5th: Today, Clint threw himself out of a perfectly good aeroplane and went skydiving!


November 6th: Today, Clint’s first novel, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey Facial Hair’, became a No.1 Bestseller!


November 7th: Today, Clint enjoyed a freshly rolled cigar in Havana!


November 8th: Today, Clint bathed in the Ganges during Makar Sankranti, and caught dysentery!


November 9th: Today, Clint and a couple of friends rode the Formula Rossa, the world’s fastest rollercoaster, at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi! 0-149mph in 4 seconds… easy!


November 10th: Today, Clint went to Vegas and bet it all on red!


November 11th: Today, Clint was photographed with Christ the Redeemer in Rio!


November 12th: Today, Clint drove the Nürburgring in under 10 minutes!


November 13th: Today, Clint joined the list of people you’d like to see throw themselves off a bridge, and went bungee jumping in New Zealand!


November 14th: Today, Clint paid a visit to the ‘Hottest’ place on earth, Death Valley in California. Though actually, he found it all a bit boring, so came home again.


November 15th: Today, Clint livened things up a bit and went to New Orleans to party at Mardi Gras! Nice.

15. Mardi-Gras2

November 16th: Today, Clint risked a nasty case of frostbite on his extremities and took part in a Boxing Day Dip!


November 17th: Today, Clint got in touch with his feminine side, and danced at the Rio Carnival!


November 18th: Today, Clint swam in the ‘Devil’s Pool’ on the edge of Victoria Falls! Though the diving board did put the willies up him a bit.


November 19th: Today, Clint went back to University and studied for a Masters Degree. We are all very proud of him!


November 20th: Today, Clint drove the entire length of Route 66, on his computer with Google Street View!

20. Route 66

November 21st: Today, Clint swam with wild Dolphins! However, he found it quite dissatisfying, as the whole experience didn’t have any real porpoise!

21. Dolphins

November 22nd: Today, Clint blew the crap out of everything, during Chinese New Year in Shanghai!

22. Chinese New Year

November 23rd: Today, Clint needed to calm his nerves, so took a leisurely flight in a hot air balloon! He was last seen somewhere over the North Sea, approaching the Norwegian coastline.

23. Balloon

November 24th: Today, Clint threw tomatoes at a bunch of complete strangers during La Tomatina in Spain!

24. LaTomatina

November 25th: Today, Clint was in Times Square at midnight on Christmas Eve! Then he realised he’d got the wrong day!

25. Times_Square

November 26th: Today, Clint joined Fight Club, but he can’t talk about it!

26. Fight_Club

November 27th: Today, Clint’s post-modern impressionist piece ‘A Big Pile of S***’, won the Turner Prize! Which was nice.

27. Crap

November 28th: Today, Clint vowed to live without using any form of modern technology for a whole month! He lasted about 2 hours before he got a bit twitchy and went back to using his BlackBerry (as that didn’t really count, he said).

28. Technology

November 29th: Today, Clint watched a documentary on ‘freestyle’ rock climbing! ‘Stuff that for a game of soldiers!’ he thought, and went to the pub instead.

29. Mountain

November 30th: Today, Clint quit the rat race and went to live in the sun, the sea and the sand, on a tropical beach!

The lucky b***ard!


Thanks again to everyone who has sponsored Clint’s adventure! Any further donations will always be welcome at: http://mobro.co/andybevan11

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